Enquiries 2 ;

Dear Svaarl / Colin – thank you for your email. You’ll have to forgive the informality, but your address This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. was a little confusing – and Mr Destroyer didn’t seem quite right. Anyway, I understand that you are looking for a property in our area. Ideally this would be a ruined castle, complete with battlements, drawbridge, moat and dungeons. As far as I’m aware, there’s an almost total absence of trolls, orks, goblins and wizards in the vicinity, but not being an expert on the subject, would defer to others.

I note that you are an expert ‘gamer’ and, having reached the final level of ‘Medieval zombie conquest’ (and amassing credits of 5 million Thargarian groats in the process), are now keen to recreate the experience in, as you describe it, ‘real life 3D’. I’ll look further into local suppliers of armour, trebuchets and dragon feed, but, in the interim (and to better establish your budget), would ask you let me know what the exchange rate is between the Thargarian groat and the euro.

Look forward to hearing from you

Ps. I‘ve noted your follow up request regarding the whereabouts of winsome maidens, but given that beauty is very much in the eye of the beholder (and that their fate will be subject to certain peril), would suggest this research is best left to yourself.